Zetsu the avenger.

im-not-aloevera:

kissameh:

The damn bee wouldn’t go away, Kisame grabbed what he thought was samehada and whacked whatever it was buzzing in his ear with a lamp. He thought the bee was dead when the noise continued again..

Zetsu saw the lamp coming his way but didn’t move fast enough and trampled over like a penguin until he fell on his stomach.

“That stupid fish.

Zetsu after many attempts picked himself up and quickly shot the razor at Kisame finally leaving a nicely shaved spot on his head.

Kisame’s head felt a little chilly. His hand slapped around his bed searching for a blanket but found something heavy and round instead. He swung the item out of the bed and surprisingly enough the bee stopped buzzing.